May 31
The Cringe Factor
Definition: When you hate your current partner so much, that you physically cringe when they touch you. Generally, when the cringe factor sets in - there is no turning back. The Cringe Factor is the point of no return.
….I thought I was the only person who had experienced this terrible feeling…until I started talking to my friends. Girls around the world experience this wave of disgust pre-break up. Dudes out there…do you?
May 31
Conversation of the Day
Girl: The bigger the head, the more stuff there is in it.
Boy: That’s what she said.
May 31
Of course, there are things we wished we did: our readings, that boy across the hall.
Yale commencement speaker
….Who knew girls in college across the world were wishing they were banging the dude across the hall?!!!! #Youarenotalone #TheBoyNextDoor
May 31
Uh - Oh….. Peaking?!
Age 28 is a woman’s sexual peak?
I vote fuck no.
Granted, I’m not even 28 yet.
May 30
Love doesn’t use a fist. Love never calls you fat or lazy or ugly.Love doesn’t laugh at you in front of friends.It is not in Love’s interest for your self-esteem to be low. Love is a helium-based emotion; Love always takes the high road. Love does not make you beg. Love does not make you deposit your paycheck into its bank account. Love certainly never, never brings the children into it. Love does not ask or even want you to change. But if you change, Love is as excited about this change as you are, if not more so. And if you go back to the way you were before you changed, Love will go back with you. Love does not maintain a list of your flaws and weaknesses. Love believes in you. Love is patient; Love does not make a point of showing you how patient it is. It is critical to understand the distinction.
May 30
True or False
Give too much of yourself away and you’ll be all used up, not enough and no one will be around to share this with.
May 29
Boyfriends are annoying.
May 29
Boys take trouble to other people’s houses
….and girls bring it home.
May 29 Reblogged
Question
When in a relationship is there ever a good time to say the wrong name?
Hahahaha
May 24
A pimp aint a pimp with no motherfuckin hoes
A hustla aint a hustla with no motherfuckin dough
A thug aint a thug if his gun dont smoke
A playa aint a playa if his ass dead broke
